Mariah Carey – Touch My Body

Crazy lady!

The multi-octaves of Mariah Carey are back with a new single where she comes on to some poor victim whilst warning that if he ever talks about their affair she will “hunt you down” – crazy lady!

The trouble with Carey is that despite the ass-out posturing she seems completely asexual, like she’d rather be playing with her puppy dog than wanting to “rub my face around her waist” as she puts it. The song is similarly vacant and sounds like the production team, C. “Tricky” Stewart and The-Dream opened up Pro Tools and clicked the Use Previous Template button.

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