French duo Justice have re-released their summer dance floor filler, the awkward-to-type D.A.N.C.E., to stoke the fire of joy this winter.
Pardon me for dousing the flames for a minute, but what the hell do people like about this song? Those pre-pubescent high notes are like the torture scene in Japanese horror film Audition but with more acupuncture needles and a perky, well-groomed talented child slowly pushing them into your eyeball, while the taut disco strings slice through your dancing feet. But yet you dance. The horror.
