The Kunts Announce New Single ‘Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce’

Yes, really...

Sweary-mouthed chart renegades The Kunts are lining up a Jubilee single.

The band earned infamy and Top 10 success with their festive hymn 'Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt', followed by its 2021 sequel 'Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking Cunt'.

Well, they're not about to let the Jubilee parties emerge unscathed. New single 'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce' is out on May 27th, via their own Radical Rudness imprint.

A jaunty sing-a-long with some near-the-knuckle lyrics, it re-tools the Grand Old Duke of York with some topical word-play:

The grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why did he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met?

Operating independently, the press note from The Kunts says the single "is intended to re-open the conversation around her son Prince Andrew's conduct at this time when the establishment appear to want it swept under the carpet, particularly the Prince's friendship with convicted paedophile and sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his cloak-and-dagger out of court settlement of the alleged historic sexual assault civil case brought about by Virginia Giuffre…"

'Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce' will be released on May 27th. The Palace have yet to comment.

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