Tellier For Eurovision

French Star For Music Competition

Saucy Frenchman Sebastian Tellier will bring his brand of erotic-pop to the continent after being installed as the French contestant in this year’s Eurovision.

Fresh from the success of his “Sexuality” album, Tellier will perform his track “Divine” – taken from the LP. Tellier will face stiff competition from the UK’s entry, former X Factor favourite Andy Abrahams. Ireland, meanwhile, will be represented by a puppet named Dustin the Turkey, doing nothing to dispel the theory that the Irish are simply fed up of winning contest.

To read Tellier’s own filthy thoughts on his “Sexuality” album, just click here.

The Eurovision Song Contest takes place in Belgrade on May 24th.

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