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Noel Gallagher

Noel Gallagher remains the guv'nor.

Sure, his youthful spit and venom may have diminished, but the guitarist's wicked wit remains intact.

Sparked by a loose Tweet from Liam Gallagher, rumours of an Oasis reformation tumbled out of control across the past few days. Finally dismissed, Noel Gallagher was asked his thoughts on this during a show on Talksport.

"I was in the newsagent the other day when the story broke and the Daily Star said, 'Oasis to get back together for £500 million', which is half a billion."

Continuing, Noel Gallagher said: "I'd do it for half a billion anything: Yorkshire Tea bags, condoms, Pot Noodles."

Doing a quick calculation, a half billion pot noodles (chicken and mushroom, naturally) would cost some £375 million at Tesco.

Maybe if we all chip in together...?

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