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Guillemots Deny Orgasm Rumours

Brighton band Guillemots have been forced to backtrack on claims they’ve discovered a note that can trigger the female orgasm.

Mercury nominated orchestral popsters Guillemots claimed in an early interview to be able to pleasure women at will, purely with the power of music. Sadly for women everywhere, the band have no such ability, and are just regular joes when it comes to the pants department.

The rumour was started by band member Aristazabal Hawkes, who claims she merely had nothing of interest to say so thought she’d make something up. Poor show, Ms Hawkes.

Guillemots are also about to head out on tour, though women expecting an orgasm should be warned that it will be entirely unrelated to the music. Unless they’re really big fans, of course.

Guillemots play the following venues:

18th May – UEA Norwich
19th May – Wulfrun Hall Wolverhampton
20th May – Engine Shed Lincoln
22th May – Academy Liverpool
23th May – Barrowlands Glasgow
24th May – Fat Sam’s Live Dundee
26th May – Met Uni Leeds
27th May – University Newcastle
29th May – Academy Bristol
30th May – Guildhall Southampton
31st May – Dome Brighton

2nd June – Kasbah Coventry
3rd June – Rock City Nottingham
4th June – Forum London

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