Win a limited edition bit of foul mouthed footwear

Swearing. Effing brilliant isn’t it? A bit of industrial language not only brightens the day when used judiciously, but also pisses off Daily Mail readers, which is always a good thing.

Hats off, then, to renowned footwear brand Kickers for hooking up with just about the sweariest bunch of cunts in cartoon land. Readers of the Guardian Guide will already be familiar with Modern Toss, the weekly strip that pokes a pointy stick in the eye of post-millennia life, while discerning YouTube users have racked up several zillion views of their splendidly offensive videos.

Now they and Kickers have come up with three new films: Random Bandits 1, 2 and 3, featuring twattish drivers, big-booted geezers and social-networking flies - one of which is voiced by Office/Pirates Of The Caribbean star Mackenzie Crook. You can find on them on www.myspace.com/kickersUK. But it’s probably wise to use headphones if you’re at work. Or round your nan’s.

Meanwhile, we’re giving away a pair of limited edition Modern Toss-designed Kickers, which feature a couple of the aforementioned flies licking the stitching while engaging in some zeitgeist-friendly chat. For the chance to get your feet in these desirable items, get a fucking move on and enter below.