"No boys were harmed in the making of this video…"
Well, they should have been – treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, and all that.
Seemingly Charli XCX doesn't roll like that, though. For her new video – it's called 'Boys' – she gathered all manner of masculine talent, a cavalcade of testosterone, a gargantuan parade of totty.
It's a tough job, Charli, but we're delighted you've taken this on. Here are a few selected highlights…
PHWOAR!
Oh hello, Carl…
It's Stormzy! (He's taken, though…)
YES!
You strum that guitar, Mac…
Erm…
Gaze upon the new Charli XCX video below.