Scuba has posted a series of hilarious (and potentially libellous) Tweets about high profile DJs.

Big name DJs are easy targets. With their flamboyant live shows, facial gurning and enormous egos it's not difficult to take pot shots.

However it remains really funny. Left alone in an airport this morning, Scuba decided to post a few secrets on Twitter that he had uncovered about his fellow DJs.

First up: David Guetta. "Could there be a more undeserving person on stage who records what he sees on a camcorder? Seriously?? #tosser"

"if you're on stage you're performing, you're not a tourist.... perform, don't take photos or video of the audience... esp if you're getting paid millions of dollars.. and/or maybe you suspect those kind of contracts might not be available indefinitely?"

"David Guetta must be the most insecure person in the music industry tbh... that's quite an impressive title... I'm guessing he has regular episodes where he becomes convinced he's naked and has to get away from all the people who can see him....?"

Tantalisingly, Scuba then posted: "Guetta is an easy target, I realise.... I've got an amazing story about Calvin Harris which I will share if this gets more than 100 RTs..."

Thankfully, fans flocked to his cause. Agreeing to post the story, Scuba then wrote: "Calvin Harris got a remix off similarly famous DJ; on delivery instructed mastering guy to sabotage the mix to make his version sound better".

Is it true? Dunno. Fairly got the fans talking though...