Noel Gallagher Would Reform Oasis For 'Half A Billion Tea Bags'

You've gotta laugh...
Noel Gallagher

Noel Gallagher remains the guv'nor.

Sure, his youthful spit and venom may have diminished, but the guitarist's wicked wit remains intact.

Sparked by a loose Tweet from Liam Gallagher, rumours of an Oasis reformation tumbled out of control across the past few days. Finally dismissed, Noel Gallagher was asked his thoughts on this during a show on Talksport.

"I was in the newsagent the other day when the story broke and the Daily Star said, 'Oasis to get back together for £500 million', which is half a billion."

Continuing, Noel Gallagher said: "I'd do it for half a billion anything: Yorkshire Tea bags, condoms, Pot Noodles."

Doing a quick calculation, a half billion pot noodles (chicken and mushroom, naturally) would cost some £375 million at Tesco.

Maybe if we all chip in together...?

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