Amy Winehouse Attacked By Official

Grammy award winning singer Amy Winehouse has been dubbed "reptilian" in a furious attack by a former St Lucia government official.

Amy Winehouse escaped the glare of the British media by travelling to the Caribbean. Arriving at the island of St Lucia she immediately fell in love with the place. However an army of media figures followed her there, which has caused friction with with authorities.

Still struggling to write her third album, Amy Winehouse recently agreed to play at the island's renowned jazz festival. However the performance was a disaster with a weather playing with sound and some reporters claiming that the singer was at times incoherent.

In a new article in the St Lucia Star newspaper, one time government official Jeff Feddee has lambasted the singer, and he time on the island.

He raged: "I had also been perplexed by the number of St Lucians going public to express sympathy and tolerance to the nauseating antics of Amy Winehouse in St Lucia."

"I had dutifully trekked to Pigeon Point during the Jazz Festival to see how our tax dollars were being wasted, because evidently to our Tourism officials a notorious reputation for obnoxious behaviour and not necessarily musical ability was the main criteria for including Amy Winehouse in the Jazz line-up."

"For me it was a stomach churning experience to witness a reptilian looking character with a skeleton frame, staggering onto the stage, barely fitting into what appeared to be a size zero dress, cut just above an unsightly crotch. I thought Amy Winehouse should be locked up, be put in compulsory rehab and force fed to put some flesh on her insect frame."

Which is a bit harsh. Amy Winehouse has been struggling with numerous addictions for some time, which have reduced her curves to a rather more slender frame. Now back in Britain, the singer has had numerous attempts to record a new album - all of which have failed.

Clearly Jeff Feddee believes that any new material will not be a success. "On current form, none of her songs will be remembered one year from now. A career destined to bomb spectacularly. The notoriously fickle public will soon tire of her louche behaviour."

Amy Winehouse has not issued a response to Feddee's attack.