ClashMusic Joke Thread
the latest issue of Clash is away to the printers (get excited kids!) so it's time to relax with a joke thread...let's hear them.
To start...
Q - What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?
A - Dr Dre!
boom boom!
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Joke Stealer alert! I wrote
Joke Stealer alert! I wrote that joke. Anyway...
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fuck off joe, i heard it on
fuck off joe, i heard it on Scrubs
Ergh, you watch Scrubs?
Ergh, you watch Scrubs?
Can't avoid it. It's on
Can't avoid it. It's on about ten times a day!
True that. I did catch it
True that. I did catch it not so long ago and it struck me that my wife, after a recent haircut, seemed to look a lot like whoever the blonde nurse in the series is. No bad thing, I concluded.
Man and a woman walking
Man and a woman walking through a pub car park. Woman turns to the man and says 'I've got an itchy pussy'. Man replies 'You'll have to point it out - all them Japanese cars look the same to me...'
Borderline sexism and racism in a single joke. Manning would be proud.
bravo!
bravo!
Ok was going to put a
Ok was going to put a Michael Jackson joke ... but I deleted it as it's probably too soon ?!? So will leave it for a few months .... in the mean time:
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
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your sister said no
so how about you
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This room smells like s***
Oh sorry, that's you.
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Love Alessi. And Magic Magic are at my local in Cambridge. Tell us more about what you see happening, in the future for music. Just seems such a cr\zy tim.....
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Ha i like the Tuna fish
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