The Clash Blog is proud to present yet more guest writers. This is a week in the life of a Radio One DJ and TV presenter, straight from the thought deposits of Edith Bowman's brain.

He’s Black. He’s White.

Anyone else very excited about the potential of seeing Michael Jackson live? Okay yeah, he’s gonna mime a heck of a lot of the way through the three-hour show, but c’mon, this is probably going to be the only time we see him. I would be happy to see him moonwalk his way through just one song. Do you think he’ll do a greatest hits set or are we more likely to get a self-indulgent montage of new material?

Log On

Seriously, will you please stop me from signing up to anymore networks, blogs or flipping animal named sites?! Just because they have cute names, don’t let that fool you; they will grab the very little time you have left to yourself of a day and hypnotise you into updating every nanosecond. I’m bloody Twitting in the back of cabs, before I turn the light off at night, during the radio show and even when I’m trying to do a power plates class. If I am to get anything out of my time on Twitter I’d very much like for Jonathan Ross to ask if he can teach me to play tennis and for Stephen Fry to become my own personal Life Tutor. Right - back in a moment; just got to tell my little Tweets what I’m doing... Shit, I’ve just found McLovin on Twitter!

Jaws 3D

...is the last 3D film I think I can remember seeing, apart from something I saw at EuroDisney that involved me thinking I’d swallowed Nemo. Last week I went to a screening of the new Dreamworks animation Monsters vs Aliens, with voices done by Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland amongst others. The film’s good, but in 3D? AWESOME! I did look ridiculous but I’m never one to worry what I look like! I’d have worn them out, but the lady from the film company was literally standing by her 3D glasses detector by the door of the cinema. Rubbish.

Sweaty Kisses!!

Really chuffed to see The Maccabees back, and the new album is cracking. ‘No Kind Words’ is one of the best things I’ve heard in the past month; the video is very funny with Matt Horne - check it out below. I went to see them this month at the Barfly and phew, I didn’t see that coming! It has to be the hottest and busiest I have ever seen that place, and I’m there pretty often. Well done lads - top gig and really excited about the new album. Also, does anyone think Orlando with his new hairdo looks a wee bit like Jonny Depp? Not a bad thing, really not a bad thing... I was going to take some pics for us but I couldn’t get anywhere near the front. No one, not even with a tin opener, could have got through that crowd.

See you next time! x